12/18

What the fuck ? I have been in this staircase at work for the last week . A big one at that. Its 5 floors the first 4 were a piece of cake. I needed a staging plank and special ladders for the top floor , so I worked from the bottom up . So on Monday when the shit showed up,and I stress shit. I was less that enthused . I set the hardest move up first to get the hard dangerous stuff over . My moddo is if I kill myself I'd rather do it in the morning no sense in working a full day before you die . The pick (plank) was a wood one that extends from 8ft to 16ft , so it was about at 12ft not to bad but this thing is older than me . I sprayed the ceiling out and was walking back to the ladder to come down when the pick became a wet noodle , I went for the big ride. I have been doing this shit since I was 15 full time and this is the first time I bit it . When I fell , I landed on my feet. I thought fuck I made it ! Then just like in the Road Runner the fucking anvil hit me in the head. The pic slammed me in the chest knocked me into the wall then to the ground. Just like in a bike crash I did the body check wiggle the fingers and toes . That's when I noticed my neck was wrenched . After a long swearing session my buddy took me to the ER to get checked out it was just pulled muscles . Since then I have been smoked I look like an old man hunched over , and there is no way to lay down with out being uncomfortable . Needless to say my training has gone to shit . The moral of this story be gentle with me this weekend.