Wednesday, January 7, 2009

1/7

SOAP BOX



I'm going to get on my pulpit today seeing as there isn't much going on . I have been reading this month's Cycle Sport and on the cover is the same guy that was on the cover last month ? What the fuck I thought we were done with lance. The dick hasn't ridin in 3 years and its all you see in mags and Cyclingnews. I hate that cocksucker . Didn't anything good happen last year in cycling ? He must be stooped , I think he is the 3rd Anti-Christ . (Well maybe that's Oprah ) If everything is right in the world he will test positive . Its like in the Brady bunch , lance lance lance . If that dickhead wins the tour I think I may just jump. (Nick start hoping on the lance wagon) Well that's it , you may now go in peace . Fuck you guys .

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like him or not. Lance brings more attention and money to the sport than any other rider in history. If you really are going to jump if Lance wins, then here's hoping for a Lance victory.

Crowell

Rondo said...

Spoken like a true suit Crowell. Its not about the money .

P.S. I live on the 1st floor .

Anonymous said...

Rondo, I hate to say it, but you and I are on the same page with this one. I used to be a huge Lance fan until he gave his wife the old heave-ho. I thought I had lost all respect for him when he started shacking up with Sheryl Crow, but he proved me wrong and hit rock-bottom with a freakin' Olsen twin. I heard something about him dating Kate Hudson...who is hot, but it's too late. I also agree that he's hopped-up on something. On the other hand, he does raise a lot of cash to battle cancer, so I guess I hate him and like him at the same time. Sort of the way I feel about you, you ignorant ponce!

Too bad you live on the ground floor.

Nick

Rondo said...

Well said , you pompous wannabe. It was a little long winded though .

Robyn said...

Okay, the cat is out of the bag. Nick is a chick.

Anonymous said...

Rondo, anything longer than two sentences containing words greater than 3 syllables is long winded to you.

Nick

John I said...

While you guys (& gals?) were obsessing about Lance, I took the initiative to "Pimp my Ride":

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=U-uaFNGY_ug

Xzibit hooked me up!

Rondo said...

why so angry big guy

Anonymous said...

rondo and girls. some great pictures of lance. love the ones off the bike.

http://elizabethkreutz.com/main.php

index > lance comeback

-beav

Anonymous said...

You should check out this link. http://www.problogger.net/archives/2008/09/06/punctuation-spelling-and-grammar-quality-control-for-bloggers/

Anonymous said...

Hey, check this out. Are they talking about a car, or you?

"Although the 2007 Kia Rondo feels adequately powered off the line, passing power is somewhat lacking with both the 2.4-liter four and the V6. The V6 especially seems to run out of breath as the revs climb, and the manual mode on the automatic is needed for any sort of spirited driving. While not the most powerful engines on the block, both deliver smooth acceleration and are quiet when cruising on the highway. Thanks to quick steering, the Rondo can feel somewhat sporty, although there can be excessive body roll when cornering."

Nick

Rondo said...

At least I got somthing named after me .

Anonymous said...

Yeah, an economy shit-box. Aim for the stars, Rondo. AIM FOR THE STARS!!!

Nick

Anonymous said...

can i get an autographed copy?

http://i2.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/16/fe/4d3c_1_sbl.JPG

-beav

Rondo said...

Very nice Beav you have to buy it first. Bid high and often .

Anonymous said...

In spite of its small size, the Rondo is very functional. With the small ring option, the Rondo can leave huge gaps, though the small ring is certainly best suited for children.

The Rondo is particularly responsive, though in passing situations, neither Rondo or his teammates stepped up to my liking.

"I LOVE MY RONDO!"

-Iron Mike

Anonymous said...

Great comments on Rondo!! I especially enjoyed Nick's post on the Kia Rondo, it sounded pretty close, with one exception. Prior to upgrading to a Cat 2, Rondo won Jiminy Peak in his big ring! He also won a few other "classics" that Spring.

I guess they just don't make Rondos like the old days..........

Rondo said...

Please dont chime in as Mike he is the real Nick !!!!! So I know its not him .

Anonymous said...

May 2nd, 1998.

wow... feels like yesterday.

NOT!

Anonymous said...

Wow, This is some riveting shite!

Anonymous said...

Aaaaarrrggggghhhhhhh...

I've had with this crap. Blogger should take away Rondo's page due to his "i'm 6 years out, strung out on heroin, and just gouged out my right eye" spelling...

Lance can do anything he wants, he won the tour 11teen times for shit's sake. Half you guys will end up leaving your wives, get off your soapbox and leave lance alone.

and what the shit is a Suburban with a gun like that good for if the thing can be destroyed by a small explosive device or flipped by a slightly uneven ramp or bump...

Jeez Ive had it with you losers. All of you need lives this god forsaken minute

Anonymous said...

Go read Unkert's blog then, you asshole.

Nick

Rondo said...

Talk about bad spelling dickhead its Robyn . You must under stand that you read the blog as if I were talking asshole . You liberal assholes embrace Ebonics you should also recognize constructionbonics .

P.S. For the second time in this post I agree with Nick ?

Anonymous said...

Get a room "boys"