Mother Fucker !!!!! I'm leaving for SC tomorrow night and I get fuckin hit by a car in New Haven today . I was getting in a easy ride to Wallingford and went through a intersection on State st on the walk signal and some chick decide to jump the light . She fuckin slammed me I went up over the hood over the roof and landed on the tarmac . Needless to say my bike is snapped in two. As far as my body , I have a bruised hip , road rash on my knee and a shiner big time on my eye . I figured if I landed on my face oh well. I went to the ER via ambulance , I climbed in and they strapped me to a backboard and neck brace . When I got to the hospital the put me in the trauma unit , cut my fuckin clothes off tried to cut my shoes off but I flipped out and they stopped that . Then I got the ultimate slap in the face , I got the finger up the ass "to see if I had any internal bleeding" Fuck I would have rather bled to death ! I walked out in my new paper suit its a stylish light blue , and a plastic bag with all my cut up clothes . Jeeves came and got me I went back to Hope Gal and waited for Robyn to pick me up . When I got home I still had the EKG tabs on me , so I ask Robyn to cut them off me with the scissors . She went and got them and pretended that she was cutting and just riped the first one off ! She claims the scissors wouldn't work . (yeah right) Now I look like the guy from the 40 year old virgin 6 squares of fur missing . Photos will be posted when I download them .
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terrible news. Im bummed for you Ron. Feel better. Glad you didnt break anything other than that piece of crap Specialized. Time to get a Scott.
If any one deserves a anal probe...
It's you.
Thanks the same to you.
I'm hedro enough to fess up . How about you?
Glad you're alright Ron.
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Ron, good to hear you're alright. Though I must say I would have liked to be the one opening your skull and fixing your head...
Have a great trip south!
G
Glad Rondo is ok, sorry to hear about the bike. Make sure you get that blind lady's insurance company to buy you a clean new one.........
And looking at Rondo's photo, let's all imagine for a moment that the blue Hospital suit was a bright red and Rondo is holding a 3-pronged fork in his right hand. Could Rondo really be the Devil in disguise?
Isnt that what Ron usually looks like? Or even better prehaps?
In that photo, it seems that there is a fire within the building in the background?
Since Rondo is away in SC and he doesn't have internet access to his webpage to edit (or delete) our most impressive comments, should we write a bunch of crap here?
Rondo,
Glad to hear you're OK. Get better.
Nick
That blue hospital gown makes you look more like a mental patient than you normally do. Who thought that was possible???
Nick
Welcome back Nick. How was your vacation?
It was great, Robyn. Thanks for asking.
Nick
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