Mike M
The new kits are in !!
Plainville
The race started out in the typical fashion with a few no hoper attacks .Then two guys got off with a 10 second gap that we were keeping an eye on. Timmmyyy went across and the gap grew to 45 seconds . We started to chase slowly at first because the clown brigade were at the front thinking they could help (not) . I started to hit it hard and when I needed a break Jeeves went to work . This went on for 15 minutes . Tuillo was giving time checks that was fun . I couldnt tell whether he was saying 30 or 300 . It was funny to see the Bozo's try to chase .The speed would drop from 30 to 25. I guess that's top speed with clown feet on . The gap came down thanks to us and CCNS , a group formed with Mike in it . He jumped across to the 3 up ahead with Luckens . Big Johnny told me that Mike should not have jumped with out one of the Bozo's with him , because they help chase and we could not have done it with out them . Hmmmmm if that was the case why didn't they crank up the clown mobile and bring the move back again ? Oh that's right they couldn't . You need to go faster than 25 boys and the last time I checked Big Johnny was the only one that could do it . The six got out of sight once we stoped working and the clowns were the only ones left to chase . Jeeves and I sat in watching for something to go off so we could get the last few spots . There wasnt any horse power left to get away with though . Crowell got in a group of 3 on the last lap and due to my love for the bubble's I chased them down so they got nothing on the day . It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling to watch them flail . Mike got 3 in the break so it was a pretty good day.
25 comments:
As someone stated yesterday. You must be a meth addict because your sense of reality is really twisted. Ya, you had some great pulls. All two of them. It was you guys that let the gap get to 30 seconds. The time gaps didn't start coming down until we started to help bring back the break. Keep writing the fiction Rondo, it's fun to read.
Crowell
Rhondo, your team's race tactics played out great with a 3rd place at Plainville! That gap was coming down because the 3 ahead were getting tired, and the pack kept up a steady chase. If anything, you were screwing up the chase with your stupid pulls. Or should I says one pull, just as Crowell said, because that's all you really did you old fart. Nice move going for that point prime too. BTW - I'm sure there are others on your team who could have finished it off better than the way it ended (3rd). Of course, you'd need to give others on your team a chance for that ever to happen. Seems to me that you guys need to be working for the other studs on your team.
Jesus Christ, Rondo! What is this...a race report from theonion.com? I wasn't even there and I know that more than half of this post is complete bullshit!
Nick
Hey, Nick the Gay Guy from Homobury is back!! :) Aren't you going to tell us some useless information that you got in four hours today before the rain started? :)
anonymous, the only straight guy in Homobury
Crowell and other clown boys , If you losers brought back the break why then did you not bring it back again there was plenty of time no ? That's right you couldn't you are weak and lack any race tactics . Oh that's right you wernt trying to place I forgot . You fags couldn't pull back a cat 5break . Nice move at the end to you looked like a fish flopping on the ground . In a clown suit that is .
Hey Crowell was one of my good pulls when I got that group off the front and you couldn't pull through ? Remember that , you can say no to the other clown boys but you know deep down inside you are all worthless and weak . Its OK there is always the Sunday ride in January next year .
Once Mike, Arlen, and Craig (who were sitting on while we were working hard to pull the front 3 back) jumped our chase and latched onto the front 3, they obviously had enough horsepower to pull away. Easy to sit in and then jump folks that have been busting their asses up front. That's racing, but in the end it didn't work out for you guys so you probably need to re-think that tactic. Unless you're just looking to piss people off. In which case, you did a good job!! These are just training races so I'm sure you'll work it out though.
Bubbleboys, you are always the hardest working team in the chase. Too bad your hardest work always comes after the winning move leaves.
Wow Big Johnny and crew way to go with the tactics thing again (We did all the work and Mike jumped the gap ) That's what you do , not ride in a circle and watch others ride away . Maybe fishing is more the sport for you guys . You can tell story's of the big on that got away or who crossed who's line. Just don't let Croewll eat the bait . It will give him gas .
Hey Mike watch out dont piss the Clown boys off !!!!! Oh I forgot they wont race after Plainville , Never mind
Hey Rondo, when was the last time you placed in a race???????????
Get a result once in a while before you put down the racing or tactics of others. You just sound foolish. Again, it is entertaining to read though.
Crowell
Buy the way, Peter J sent me an email about the guy that crashed in the 3/4 race. He got banged up. It sounds like he is still in the hospital with multiple broken bones but from what I understand, there is no permanent Brain damage.
Crowell
3 CCNS riders beat up on 12 IRSMedic and bubble boys. The gap came down when they decided enough was enough
Hey Hunter. Why don't you leave your name you big blog pussy? The gap came down because the break wanted to take another gander at our new uniforms and they knew they wouldn't be able to lap us. And their tactics worked. Mike bridged up and they were able to get real good close up looks at the new CCCC-irsmedic.com kit. Talk about an exciting day!
So of course, the bubble boys were sad when Mike left the main field, as that was one less kit to visually (and perhaps vicariously) enjoy in the peleton. Which is why Krowell's Klowns tried so hard to bring it back so we could finish like a happy family.
And we are a happy family. Except you bring us down Hunter with all your b.s. and wearing shirts a size too small. And your ears are too small too. Get with the program.
A-train
Crowell I think I place in a lot of races . The peak last year for one , I think you were in your car when we finished though . What races have you placed in ? Sunday ride dosent count you know Fat Boy Jelly Roll.
There is a sense of anger between the Bubbles, the IRS Meds and the CCNS guys. All said, I had fun on Saturday racing with all the knucleheads. The last laugh does to Tim Unkert who pulled off the biggest coup of the day....also, be happy you aren't that guy still in the hospital.
"Nice move going for that point prime too..."
too funny, me thinks Rondo may have inhaled too many paint fumes throughout his Angry life.
I was just warming up my legs . So I could chase Fat Boy down at the end . Nothing for the Bubble. We chased and we get no respect and we BLA BLA.
Call the Bubble Boys what you want, but at least they're realistic. They're just a bunch of guys that enjoy racing their bikes and having a good time...and they're good at it. That's why you go to their parties.
Rondo, you on the other hand are a delusional megalomaniac that consistently delivers lackluster results. So in truth, who's the clown? Face it...you're just a big fish in a small pond. On second thought, you're really just a medium-sized fish in a small pond. So go BLOW some Bubbles!
Nick
Nick Nick Nick or should I say Dave The Clown boys are just that Clowns just like you. Well your a chubby clown. Call me what you want but nobody is going to Chubbyclownboyblogsport now are they . Remeber I left your party just before you guys butt fucked each other .
I just tried to go to Chubbyclownboyblogsport.com. It doesn't exist. Perhaps that's why no on goes there.
Nick
PS...who's Dave?
Nick,
FYI-the bubble boys do a very good job of blowing each other so I am sure there is no need for Rondo to join in.
Nonsense! There's always room for one more...especially one with a mouth as purdy as ol' Rondo's. Squeel like a pig, Rondo. Squeel, squeeeeeeel!
Nick
To Sweatshirt-Extralarge; that wasnt me. Tho i can see the logic...
I would add that Todd H and Long Johnny deserve props for trying to bring it back. I was feeling it 3 bikes back when Todd put in his final effort.
PS:Ask Aiden who the abve comment was from. He may know.
Yeah Fish ears, BB were doing some impressive stuff at the end...there was a field split towards with maybe 8 to go...I think the only guys working at the time were the Bubble Boys. I got caught on the shit end of that, but luckily it closed. I don't know why they were working so hard. If they wanted to see one of our kits inaction, I mean in action, they could have just soft-pedaled and come up next to me in the back. There was plenty of room; the field was getting smaller and smaller. Good race. Looking forward to Saturday.
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