LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!
Robyn and I meet up with E at Cafe Romeo. The slog out to the ride sucked. The wind was kickin pretty hard. At the park the turnout was low. I noticed that Crowell was not with the S&S boys, which made me happy. Its a CAR not CAARRR. We rolled out nice and easy, I think the wind had something to do with that though. Once onto the back roads E, Mike, me and a few others set a nice rotating pace. When we got to the light at 68 the pack seemed to be all intact. The field rolled at a nice tempo all the way to the ski slope. That's when we met up with Big Johnny. It was good to see him, Mike and I sat up a little to stay hey. That's when a group of 3 went up the road. It was E, Jacinto and the bubble gnome. They got a decent gap but nothing to cry about. E was up there so we didn't care if it went all the way. When we hit the new pavement where the pave' was. Mikes buddy Greg jumped across the gap. I think Chappy went across just before he did also. Greg got on just as they hit the false flat. Even with his new Colnago his fate was written in stone. We were just about on them anyway. Then the pack just sat up and the gap went though the roof. About a mile before the turn around a few guys got organized and brought the gap down. The problem was that they ran out of steam and no one wanted to extend them self's before the climb. That's when Juillo jumped across the gap in his areobars. The move was set we had a guy up there and the bubble fags had 3 so I guess it was a fair fight. At the top of the hill Chappy got flicked. The break was pretty much gone now, the only team not represented Was CVC. MUSH PETIE MUSH. The field just rolled for a while. When we hit rt10 a few guys started to ride hard again. Koski was up there in the rotation. That's when buggers got in the line and wouldn't or couldn't pull. Koski yelled for him to roll though, buggers said fuck you. Then he spit at Brian. Brian flipped out (NO SHIT) He got off his bike looking to throw down, but buggers kept going. Koski rode up to buggers and they both got off and it looked like they were going to go at it. Mike and Chappy got in between them. I say fuck that let'em fight. When we got back on our bikes the field was gone. Five or six of us just rolled in, buggers was up the rode a little, so the drama was defused. Buggers definitely deserved a beat down for that shit. That being said, it's over that was last week and next week is a new week. In closing I have to say this ride never fails to amaze me. I guess that why I love it.
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Rondo, mister big balls, tells it like it is, only you talk like this ride is race, " guys up the road, teams represented....". That made me laugh more then the sienfled reference. You big sappy loser - we love the ride too.
How long do we have to wait for a write up, Ron? It's not like tallying votes for the governorship. And sorry I wasn't there, otherwise all teams would've been represented.
PB
Let 'em fight - too funny. Best ride report of the year!
SS
It seem that Pete Johnson's email worm has gotten to my blog now. Thanks Pete!!!!! I dont need any German scat films bro. Keep that shit to your self. What would Laura say?
Rondo
Ach du liebe zeit!
PJ
What's gotten lost in this whole spitting incident is the fact that it sounds like John "The Tube" Interlandi has made an appearance. This is like a "Big Foot" sighting. Does anyone have photo proof or a grainy 8mm film that shows he was actually on the ride?
Chris C.
The spitting incident (& other crazy stuff that happens) is what makes the ride so much fun. Everyone is trying to "control" stuff that is outside of their "control"...priceless.
Hopefully I'll be able to control the back better and look forward to more riding with my dysfunctional family. (...Rondo and Crowell included)
Tube sighting...
http://www.dontdodumbthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gal_ugly_11.jpg
The spitting incident was represented accurately. It was Koski who decide to pull out the "fuck you" card when buggers bridged up to him with no one on his wheel. Koski was awfully lucky not to get the beatdown he obviously needs. Buggers rolled up the road to avoid that idiot but obviously wasn't intimidated enough to not jump off the bike.... and will do so "whenever" necessary.
Spoken like a true buggerhead I must say.
Rondo
Obviously anon was not on the front of the ride near the "incident", the d-bag spitter is the one who broke out the FU when Koski told him to pull thru,(which is something in cycling that goes on all the time for all the pack fodder that do not ride at the front). The unexpected happinings is one of the reasons we all do this , but spitting on someone is a sad reflection on the type of man you are...Koski should have given him the beat down...
Saliva carried infectious disease. Long live Kosiki.
Hey Gang, I totally shouldn't have spit "at" Koski. But he is the ass-hole that provoked the incident. I covered a gap up past the prision and when I rolled up next to him he motioned/mentioned for me to go.... I looked back to see the group was quite a ways off. Koski wanted me to pull in front of him and when I didn't he opened up a stupid tirade. Next time I'll leap out of my pedals and bitch tackle that mother fucker right in the street. :)
Love
Dave
Those are positive remarks.
Both of you guys should get a beat down! Welcome back The Tube
Hale Koski!!
"bitch tackle" you heard it here first!
Hey spitter this is the sunday ride not the Cat 5 race at Bethel. You still have plenty of time to get in shape so you will not get lapped to many times at Bethel in the Cat 5 field.
I say just ride and shut-up. If someone can pull through fine, if not it most likely means he/she is at their limit and can't. In fact, take it as a sign that your form is better than the person who can't pull through. Don't waste energy yelling, etc. That's just plain dumb and shows a lack of self-control. It doesn't feel good to be yelled at to pull through when you can't. It would piss me off enough to consider spitting as well.
If your form is not good enough to pull thru at the front of the ride, then stay off the front of the ride.....that is on of the un-written rules of cycling, or just suck it up and do what it takes to get thru and fake a pull.....you big fag
Sometimes you're the hammer, and sometimes you're the nail....The Sunday ride seems to be the place where you can watch two nails spit and swear at each other, almost fight, and all the while both are completely oblivious to being nails. Just sayin'
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